“Colonel Blashford-Snell first encountered a Double-Nosed Andean tiger hound called Bella in 2005 when he was carrying out reconnaissance for this year’s expedition in the area near Ojaki.”

this one sentence has so much awesome packed into it that I don’t even know where to start. The actual news story it comes from is a bit of a letdown, but that sentence makes it all worth it. I want it to be the first line of a short story that is significantly different from the source.

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